June 23rd, 2011 at 9:09PM

Homem: moça esse pastel é de hoje? Vendedora: não, é de ontem. Homem: e essa coxinha é de hoje? Vendedora: não, é de ontem. Homem: como faço pra comer alguma coisa de hoje? Vendedora: vem amanhã.

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